chocolate starfish

only funny stuff, none of this deep shit

colfricans:

people born today won’t know what it’s like to have the plague spread across your entire country and kill half the population

reblog if you’re a true 1340s kid

(via chaystar)

  • Me: Do you want any help mum?
  • Mum: No thanks sweetie.
  • *5 minutes later*
  • Mum: HONEST TO GOD IT'S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK I'D COME BACK AND YOU'D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES HONESTLY I DO SO MUCH AND I'M NOT EVEN VALUED DO YOU EVEN CARE NO YOU DON'T